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Masked Female Outlaw Robs
Golf Course Foursome
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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
Police responding to an early-morning robbery today at the Falcon Hollow golf course reportedly found a quartet of businessmen standing in a water hazard, stripped down to their underwear. The robbery victims are said to include RamGem Technologies CEO Richard Armitage and his corporate CFO, J. Mitchell Stanley.
The thief, a slightly-built masked woman claiming to be The Thieving Magpie, made a successful getaway in one of the foursome’s electric golf carts. The golf clubs, jewelry, Rolexes and other items that were stolen have been conservatively estimated to be worth at least $200,000. The office of State Attorney General John King has yet to issue a statement but one is expected since The Thieving Magpie - a modern-day Robin Hood who steals from corrupt, male-dominated corporate America and gives to deserving, underfunded women’s causes - is the state’s Most Wanted outlaw.
Share value of RamGen Technologies plummeted after the opening bell this morning to finish off more than 15% at the close. RamGen has been under investigation by the FDA for some time for various patent infringements. Also, a variety of women’s groups have accused the mammoth pharmaceuticals manufacturer of mothballing promising, but potentially unprofitable, research into treatment for ovarian cancer.
RamGen’s most profitable product is a new generation erectile dysfunction pill called Pyllar which is in such limited supply that the advertising tagline reads simply “Hard to Get.”
For more information about The Thieving Magpie and her network of accomplices contact info@thethievingmagpie.info.
Golf Course Foursome
<Phelps NewsWire Services>
--- Breaking News ---
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
Police responding to an early-morning robbery today at the Falcon Hollow golf course reportedly found a quartet of businessmen standing in a water hazard, stripped down to their underwear. The robbery victims are said to include RamGem Technologies CEO Richard Armitage and his corporate CFO, J. Mitchell Stanley.
The thief, a slightly-built masked woman claiming to be The Thieving Magpie, made a successful getaway in one of the foursome’s electric golf carts. The golf clubs, jewelry, Rolexes and other items that were stolen have been conservatively estimated to be worth at least $200,000. The office of State Attorney General John King has yet to issue a statement but one is expected since The Thieving Magpie - a modern-day Robin Hood who steals from corrupt, male-dominated corporate America and gives to deserving, underfunded women’s causes - is the state’s Most Wanted outlaw.
Share value of RamGen Technologies plummeted after the opening bell this morning to finish off more than 15% at the close. RamGen has been under investigation by the FDA for some time for various patent infringements. Also, a variety of women’s groups have accused the mammoth pharmaceuticals manufacturer of mothballing promising, but potentially unprofitable, research into treatment for ovarian cancer.
RamGen’s most profitable product is a new generation erectile dysfunction pill called Pyllar which is in such limited supply that the advertising tagline reads simply “Hard to Get.”
For more information about The Thieving Magpie and her network of accomplices contact info@thethievingmagpie.info.
Selected Chapters
and Scenes:
Opening Scene (4 pages) - The Thieving Magpie robs a foursome of shady male powerbrokers on the golf course.
Chapter Six (9 pages) - How The Thieving Magpie came to be . . . and the Seven Lessons of Balance.
Chapter Eight (7 pages) - Robin and ‘Tiny’ Tina Smalley meet for the first time with thunderous results.
From Chapter Twelve (5 pages) - A moonlit interlude between Robin and Marion Winters, a talented cat burglar and perhaps a great deal more.
and Scenes:
Opening Scene (4 pages) - The Thieving Magpie robs a foursome of shady male powerbrokers on the golf course.
Chapter Six (9 pages) - How The Thieving Magpie came to be . . . and the Seven Lessons of Balance.
Chapter Eight (7 pages) - Robin and ‘Tiny’ Tina Smalley meet for the first time with thunderous results.
From Chapter Twelve (5 pages) - A moonlit interlude between Robin and Marion Winters, a talented cat burglar and perhaps a great deal more.